But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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