I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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