You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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