lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
