He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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