I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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