it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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