I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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