Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Semen is not good for contacts.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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