Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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