i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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