He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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