don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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