some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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