do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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