Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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