Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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