did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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