Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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