what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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