North Korea, Best Korea!
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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