can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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