Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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