i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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