the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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