I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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