And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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