That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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