im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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