girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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