Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Randomize
