i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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