Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
