pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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