Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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