Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i think i have herpe
just one?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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