Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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