I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
40s are totally the cure
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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