Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm too high and old for this...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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