So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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8:24 cuz it's texts from LAST NIGHT... as in past tense??
MOST EPIC THING IVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Uh oh...
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Sir have you seen this women? No I don't think I have... Oh waittt was she a great big fat person?
hahahah. that sounds like something i would say!
I must say, that's pretty much the right answer. As long as it wasn't a roadside stop, that is.
sounds like somthing id say!! hahahaha
Why do tfln always begin with "so then"
or else it gets the hose again.
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