I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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