Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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