benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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