matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
