she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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