It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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