Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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