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Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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