So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm drive I can fine osifer
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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