They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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