4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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