I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Semen is not good for contacts.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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