bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Randomize
