no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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