Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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