wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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