All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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