I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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